how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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