i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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