Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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