Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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