garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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