You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
