Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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