Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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