forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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