Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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