Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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