If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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