the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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