How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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