You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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