You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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