your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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