This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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