so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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