that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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