And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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