I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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