we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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