For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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