fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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