I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he high fived his dick after we had sex
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
