Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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