Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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