stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think I sprained my soul last night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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