he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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