Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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