I just cut my nipple shaving
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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