My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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