gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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