think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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