If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
