windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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