Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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