Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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