So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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