How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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