Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
well you can't waste a boner
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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