Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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