Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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