idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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