My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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