I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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