YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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