i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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