I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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