My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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